Saturday, January 8, 2011

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Sunday, January 2, 2011

Wo meri Mout ka sun kar

Wo meri Mout ka sun kar bhi na aya

"Wasi"
wo samjh betha ye koi or
bahana hai milne ka..........

Ek 3 saal ka bacha

Ek 3 saal ka bacha sunnatain
karwane k liye doctor k clinic mein
wait kar raha tha

Us k barabar mein ek larki aa kar beth
gayi to bacha usko dekh kar gaana
gaanay laga

apni to jaise taise ,
thori aise ya waise
CUT jaye giiii,

ap ka kya hoga Janab-e-alia

shadi ki raat dulha kamre ate

Shadi ki raat dulha kamre me ate hi
chair se takra kar larkhayra
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Dulhan
ghabrate howe boli


hassan bhai dhayan se. . . .

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Aik admi talwar liye masjid gaya

Aik admi talwar liye Masjid gaya or awaz
di
ap mein koi muslman hai?

Aik buzurg bolay main hoon,

Admi buzurg ko bahar le gya or us ke paoo
mein bakra zibah kiya

Phir masjid gaya talwar se khoon beh raha
tha
bola
or koi muslman hai?

awaz aai Molvi sahab hain

Molvi gussay se: Kamina jhoot bolta
ae
Mujhe to kalma b nahi ata.

Sardar apni sister pinki ke

Sardar apni sister pinki ke ghar gaya
aur bell di ander se..

Pinki boli: kon

Sardar:Main

Pinki:Main kon

Sardar:Tu pinki hor kon, pagal jayi.....)

Kuch Nahi Wese Hi Khara Hoon

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Kuch nahi wese hi khara hoon........

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

ans wohi de jo sacha pyar karte hain

Agar hum kisi ko dil se Pyar karte hain Aur
wo humare har proposal ko na maane
to kya karain........? ans bus wohi de jo sacha pyar karte hain

Tumhain dil mein rakh leta

Tumhain dil mein rakh leta

Agar hota yeh bus mein mere

Tumhain sab dekhtay hain,
mujhe se yeh dekha nahi jata....

Agar kisi ko kuch dena hai

Agar kisi ko kuch dena hai usay
acha WAQT do,

Kyun ke aap har cheez wapis le
sakte ho magar kisi ko diya howa
acha WAQT wapis nahi le sakte...