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Urdu SMS, Romantic SMS, Lovely SMS. Funny SMS
Collection Of Sms
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Wo meri Mout ka sun kar
Wo meri Mout ka sun kar bhi na aya
"Wasi"
wo samjh betha ye koi or
bahana hai milne ka..........
"Wasi"
wo samjh betha ye koi or
bahana hai milne ka..........
Ek 3 saal ka bacha
Ek 3 saal ka bacha sunnatain
karwane k liye doctor k clinic mein
wait kar raha tha
Us k barabar mein ek larki aa kar beth
gayi to bacha usko dekh kar gaana
gaanay laga
apni to jaise taise ,
thori aise ya waise
CUT jaye giiii,
ap ka kya hoga Janab-e-alia
karwane k liye doctor k clinic mein
wait kar raha tha
Us k barabar mein ek larki aa kar beth
gayi to bacha usko dekh kar gaana
gaanay laga
apni to jaise taise ,
thori aise ya waise
CUT jaye giiii,
ap ka kya hoga Janab-e-alia
shadi ki raat dulha kamre ate
Shadi ki raat dulha kamre me ate hi
chair se takra kar larkhayra
.
.
.
.
Dulhan
ghabrate howe boli
hassan bhai dhayan se. . . .
chair se takra kar larkhayra
.
.
.
.
Dulhan
ghabrate howe boli
hassan bhai dhayan se. . . .
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Aik admi talwar liye masjid gaya
Aik admi talwar liye Masjid gaya or awaz
di
ap mein koi muslman hai?
Aik buzurg bolay main hoon,
Admi buzurg ko bahar le gya or us ke paoo
mein bakra zibah kiya
Phir masjid gaya talwar se khoon beh raha
tha
bola
or koi muslman hai?
awaz aai Molvi sahab hain
Molvi gussay se: Kamina jhoot bolta
ae
Mujhe to kalma b nahi ata.
di
ap mein koi muslman hai?
Aik buzurg bolay main hoon,
Admi buzurg ko bahar le gya or us ke paoo
mein bakra zibah kiya
Phir masjid gaya talwar se khoon beh raha
tha
bola
or koi muslman hai?
awaz aai Molvi sahab hain
Molvi gussay se: Kamina jhoot bolta
ae
Mujhe to kalma b nahi ata.
Sardar apni sister pinki ke
Sardar apni sister pinki ke ghar gaya
aur bell di ander se..
Pinki boli: kon
Sardar:Main
Pinki:Main kon
Sardar:Tu pinki hor kon, pagal jayi.....)
aur bell di ander se..
Pinki boli: kon
Sardar:Main
Pinki:Main kon
Sardar:Tu pinki hor kon, pagal jayi.....)
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
ans wohi de jo sacha pyar karte hain
Agar hum kisi ko dil se Pyar karte hain Aur
wo humare har proposal ko na maane
to kya karain........? ans bus wohi de jo sacha pyar karte hain
wo humare har proposal ko na maane
to kya karain........? ans bus wohi de jo sacha pyar karte hain
Tumhain dil mein rakh leta
Tumhain dil mein rakh leta
Agar hota yeh bus mein mere
Tumhain sab dekhtay hain,
mujhe se yeh dekha nahi jata....
Agar hota yeh bus mein mere
Tumhain sab dekhtay hain,
mujhe se yeh dekha nahi jata....
Agar kisi ko kuch dena hai
Agar kisi ko kuch dena hai usay
acha WAQT do,
Kyun ke aap har cheez wapis le
sakte ho magar kisi ko diya howa
acha WAQT wapis nahi le sakte...
acha WAQT do,
Kyun ke aap har cheez wapis le
sakte ho magar kisi ko diya howa
acha WAQT wapis nahi le sakte...
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