Ek din zindagi ne mujhe se sawal kiya?

Ek din zindagi ne mujhe se sawal kiy?
k tum apne dost ka sath kb tk chahate ho,
mai ne ek

"ANSOO"

sumander mein giraya aur kaha
jb tk tum is ko dhond na lo...

Meri har khata ko maaf kar dena

Meri har khata ko maaf kar dena
ye soch kar,,

AE DOST.
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.Shayed k ye meri zindagi ka akhri
RAMZAN ho...

Ameer log: aur Gareeb log

"ameer log"
Mother: beta 15 mint reh gaye hain
uth jao sahri kar lo,,

"gareeb log"
Mother: ais haramdey di wakhi wich
lat maar , jaan k kais wati hoi aye....

3 cheezein ALLAH ko bohut pasand hain....

3 cheezain ALLAH ko bohut pasand hain,,

1: Garmiyon k rozey,
2: sardiyon ka wazoo,
3: Jawani ki ibbadat,

"19th Roza Mubarik ho........

mar to tb gaya they jb

ye marna, ye kafan, ye qabar to
rasm_e_shariyat hai

FARAZ

mar to tb gaye the jb hasrat_e_ishq dil
mei jaagi thi..

Larki barat wale din q roti hai

Qestion: Larki barat k din rotti q hai
or
valima k din uss ke hansi hi band nahi
hoti?

Sb doston ko send kro dekho kesy
intersting ans milty hain.....

reply me ook..........

Ek din mai ne 1 rupe ka sikka

Ek din mai ne 1 rube ka sikka paani
me phenka aur wish ki ke ek acha
DOST mil jaye tou

Khuda ne mujhe ap jaisa dost diya
aur kaha.....1 rube ka aisa hi milega

Kon kehta hai k khuda

Kon kehta hai ke khuda nazr nahi
ata hai,

Ghafil

Sirf wahi to nazr ata hai,
Jab kuch nahi nazar aata.

FAJAR ki namaz marte waqt kaam aye gi

FAJAR ki namaz marte waqt kam aye gi,

ZOHAR ki namaz Qabar mei kam aye gi,

ASAR ki namaz munker nakeer ke sawalat
mie kaam aye gi,

MAGHRIB ki namaz hisab kitab (akhrat)
mei kam aye gi,

ESHA ki namaz pul sirat paar karne mei
kam aye gi.

Kitni Jaldi Ye armaan

Kitni jaldi ye armaan guzr jata hai,

piyas lagti nahi Iftar gzr jata hai,

Hum gunahgaron ki maghfirat kr mere
ALLAH Ibadat hoti nahi or Ramzan guzr jata hai,

Pakistani hon di mushklan

Pakistani hon di muskhlaan ,

1: Ghar wich Punjabi bolo

2: School wich urdu bolo

3: Parcha angrezi wich hal karo

or

4: Maran tu baad hisaab arabi wich hai O Rabba.

JANNAT mei sub kuch hai

JANNAT mein sub kuch pr mout nahi hai,

QURAN mei sub kuch hai pr jhoot nahi hai,

Dunya me sub kuch hai pr wafa nahi,

Insan mei sub kuch hai pr sabar nahi,

Golden Words

"Ikhlaq acha hona "ALLAH" se mhbt ki daleel ha"

"Dil ka sukoon chhte ho to hasad so door rho"

Musebat ki shikyat mat kro is se"ALLAH

Yaar koi aisa gift de

Sardar:Sardar koi aisa gift bataa jo seedha teri
bhabi k dil ko choo le,

Pathan: Goli maar de..........

Dimagh Insani jism ka hissa

Dimagh insani jism ka sab se importan hissa hai,

yeh saal k 365 dino k 24 ghanty bedaar rehta hai,

Aur ye ap ki paidaish k sath hi kam shuro kr deta hai.

aur tab tak kam karta rhta hai,,
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Jab tak ap shadi nai kr late.....

Chohe ko billi lagi gori...

Chohe ko billi lagi gori,

dono milne lage chori chori ,

chuha bola aa gori khele ankh macholi
billi ne khaya chohe ko, aur boli

(I Hate Luv Story...)

Result Da Ki Banya Ae

Sardar: Tere result da ki banya aey?

Son: Headmaster saab da puter fail ho
gya ae.

Sardar: Te tu??

Son: Doctor saab da puter vi fail ae..

Sardar: Te tera result ki ae...

Sardar: Kaminey main tera puchya ae

Son: Te tu kera Allama Iqbal aen,
tera puter v fail ae.

Sardar Chickan Role

1st Sardar: Yaar mainu film vich kam karran da
bara shok aey.

2nd Sardar: Tainu role kerra pasand aey??

1st Sardar: Chickan Role...

9 chezon Mein Shifa

ALLAH ne 9 chezon mein bari shifa rakhi hai
1-Quran 2-Sadqa 3-Sulah Rehmi mein

4-Surah Fateha mein 5-Safar mein 6-Shehad mein
7-Kalonji mein 8-ZumZum mein 9-zetoun mein

Apne uper Qaboo

Agar kisi larki ne kisi larke ko mouqa diya ko
woh kuch bi kare us k sath Aur larke ne apne
upar qaboo pa liya aur peche hat gaya to
JANNAt uske liye inaam rakhdi gayi.

Golden Words

~ Golden Words ~ ” Jab Insaan Ki Aqal Mukammal
Ho Jati Hai Tou Us Ki Guftuguu Mukhtasir Ho Jati Hai ”
Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Aap Ke Pass Hote Hain

aap k pass hote Kash hum ek SMS hoty bas aik click
mey aap ky paas hoty mana k aap hamy delete kar
letay laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty or
bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK

Jab Eidi Mile aap ko to

Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,

Dher sari tarif aur khushiya mile aapko,

But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please….

Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Jaise Haste Hain Phool

jaise haste hain phool Sada haste raho jaise
haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,

Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,

Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe…MUBARAK ho EID

Subko EID Mubarak

Sabko EID MUBARAK Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,

Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani,

Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada,

Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum chalange sada.

Sabko EID MUBARAK

Talk to Dady

Teacher: Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti…

Student: Madam Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga..

Sheikh Ki aqalmandi

1 shEikh 4th floor se neche gira Girte waqt

usne apni ghar ki khirki may apni bivi ko

roti pakatay hue dekha tu bolta hua gaya k

O MERI ROTI NA PAKAEENn.!

Larka Or Larki

Ladka: ayyyy larki is dil mein aaja.

Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?

Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

Susti ki Inteha

Boy:papa aik glass paani de do

Papa:khud le lo

Boy:plz de do naa

Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga

Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

Gujjer ka rape

Ek Gujjer ka sapne mein kisi ne rape kar diya di.

Next day Gujjer ne apna Bank acccount band karwa
diya kyon ki Bank mein likha tha:

Hum aap k Sapno ko Haqeeqat mein badal denge.

Gali Na di

"Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai
jis ne mujhe daikha aur gali na di..."

(Asif Zardari ki Kitab "Firoon ki wapsi")

College Ki Larrkiyaan

College Ki Larrkiyaan Yeh College ki
Larrkiyaan Kharrkti hain jin ki
Chattiyaan Tuu Duur se hi nazara ker Bas Mutth
pe hi Guzara Ker Uttha Sheeshi tael (oil) ki
Hasraton kay Khail ki Bas haath youn chalata Jaa
Lund pe kabab Lagata jaa

Aaa Kutay

Ustaad n Shagird Workshop mein kaam kar rahay
thay k light chali gayee ustaad:-

chotayyyy 10 ka pana dey………….

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.. abay kuttay haath mein dey..

Thak, Thak, Thak

Thak Thak Thak. G Kon? Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?

Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain. Acha..!!

Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?“

Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi, Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain“

Adult sms Shalwar

Shadi k 7 din baad, Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di howi sari pehni?

Dulhun:- Wo mujhay 7 din se shalwar nhi pahnne de rahey!

Aap ko sari ki parri hai.,.,

Malaika Sharawat 1000

Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya de do.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

Dirty sms larki

1 ladki ne coin dal k apna wajan Kiya 58kg…

Sandal utari 56kg… Jacket utari 53kg…

Fir Dupata utara 52kg… aur coin khatm…

1Bhikhari bola… Tu chalu rakh sikke mai daluga.

Porra Le Lay

Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka…
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka…

Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka…
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka…

Us Waqt Kyu Nahin Roti Thi…
Jab Pooooora Ley Key Sooti Thi….

Samandar k Kinaray Baitha Kero

Samandar k kinaray betha kero,

Koi na koi lehar tou ayegi,

qismat na badli to kya howa,
kam say kam……
Shakal hi dhul jaye gi

(Good Morning)

Moon ne Band ki Lighting,

Moon ne Band ki Lighting,

Sun ne shuru ki shining

Murge ne di hai warning
k ho gayi hai Morning,

to Hum bhi bol dain,
aap ko Good Morning!

Chand Ka Ho Bed … GoodNight

Chand ka ho bed,
Taron ki ho Razai,
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on ur “CHARPAI”

GoodNight

Hum Tum Ko Yaad Liye Bina So Nahi Sakte

Hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte
dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty

tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao
hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte!

Good Night

KOi Apna Aisa Howa Kare….!

Koi apna aisa howa kare,
Jo shikayatein na gila kare,

Jo mere liye hi saja kare,
Jo mere liye hi bana kare,

Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh,
Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh,

Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam,
Mere saath hi bas chala kare,

Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon,
Meri wapsi ki dua kare,

Koi apna aisa hua kare,
KOi apna aisa hua kare….!

Tujhe Dekhna Meri EID hai

Teri deed jisko naseeb ho wo naseeb khushnaseeb hai,

Teri yaad hai meri zindagi tujhe dekhna meri EiD hai..

Eid mubarak.

Eid Mubarak Karo Sabko Jo Aye Samne

Subha Subha uth ke ho jao Fresh,

Pehen lo aj subse acha sa koi Dress,

Doston ke sath aab chalo Ghumne,

Eid Mubarak Keho subko jo aye Samne.

Tumko b EID MUBARA.

Socha SMS Nahi Ayega

Apne Kia Socha SMS Nai Aayega..
Socha Yeh Dost Aapko Yunhi Bhool Jayega..

Yeh To Adat Hai Hamari Sataney Ki..
Warna iTna Pyara Dost EiD Par Kon Bhulana Chahay ga

—EiD MubaraK—

Chand Raat Mubarak !!

**** Chand Raat Mubarak !! ****
Wishing u

kuch khatti,
Kuch meethi,
Kuch chatpati,
Kuch chulbuli
khushion se bhari

Eid Mubarak

EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai

EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…
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Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai
Mobile Main Aanay ki…
Sorry..
Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte
AnyWayz
EiD MubArAk

Maa Gaon Mei Fauji Aye Hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aye hain

Maa: andar aja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain

Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Larkion Ko Ezzat Do

“Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gai

To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den”…
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)

Tujhey Sub Pata Hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?

Father:tujhe sub pata hai!

Child: nahi pata promise!

Father: in k pait main pani bhara hai

CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

Musharaf Reema Ka Haath Pakar Kar Bola

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

“Aao kamrey mein chalein”

Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”

Larkiyan Badal Jati Hain, Larkey Nahi

1 larka 1 larki k sath betha tha,
2nd day dosri larki k sath dekha gya,
3rd day koi aur larki thi
4th day kisi new larki k sath tha

Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

Majnu Ko Laila ka Sms Naheen Aya

Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya

Majnu marne wala tha laila ke pyar mai
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.

Main Ne Pocha Chand Se

Main nay pocha chand se,
daikha hai kahin mera yaar sa haseen

chand ne kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kya?

Yeh Tumhara Sulagta Howa Jism…

Yeh tumhara sulagta howa jism…
kapkapatay hont….
larkharati Aawaz…
thartharata badan .
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mujhe pehle se shak tha
k tumhain Malaria hai…..

Dil Se Dil Mila Ker to Daikho

Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,

SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho.

Agr Tum DON Hotay to Dialouge Kya Hotay?

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?

Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain,

par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai…

Aap k Haath Mai Mobile hai..

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pe khubsorut c smile hai…

SMS ki achi khasi File hai…

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kon sa stupid style hai?

Ek Bandar Ka Bacha Apni Maan Se

Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message parh rha hai.

Banda To Begharat Tha

Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..

Woh Konsa Normal Hai

Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha”DIL TOU PAGAL HAI”
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
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Wo konsa “Normal” hai.

Jubse Tumhe Dekha Hai

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he.

Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahne se

Bohut udas hai hr shakhs tere jane ke baad
ho sake to laot aa kisi bahne se

Tu lakh khafa sahi mager aik bar dekh,
Mohaly kitna kachra jama hai tere na ane se.

Sardar Want to Apply

1 sardar police station ke bahir se
guzra aur poster pe parha

"wanted for Rape and Murder"

sardar ander ja kar keha

"I WANT TO APLY THIS JOP"

Sardar Garmi lage to kya karte ho?

Aadmi: Sardar jee aap garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?

Sardar: AC ke pass ja kr beth jata hoon,

Aadmi: Agr phir b garmi lage to?

Sardar: To AC on kr leta hoon,

Oye Tere Result da ki Banya?

Sardar: Oye tere result da ki banya?

Pappu: Miss kandi ae es class wich
1 saal aur laggey ga,

Sardar: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na havin mere putter.

Ek Sardar ki Chatri Mei Hole Tha

Aik sardar ki chatri mei hole tha,

Kisi ne pocha umbrella mei hole q,

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chelega.

Computer Mein Window

Sardar: Yar mujhe athora 1 keel
chahiye computer k liye,

Sales Man: Magr cumputer mei in ka kya kaam?

Sardar: O yara mujhe computer mei window lagni hai.

Dil Mei Aap Ankhon me Aap

Dil mei aap

Ankhon me aap

Saanso mei aap

Har jaga aap hi aap

Na jaane kab ho gi humari zindagi
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Jaraseem se paak..

Mujhe Jee Br kr Rone Do

Mujhe jee bar kar rone do


Faraz


Sari larkiyon ke numbers abbu ne delete kar diye hain aj:

Ek aadmi Tahajjad Parh ke

Ek admi tahajjad parh ke dua kr rha tha

Ae khuda sub so rae hain mei teri ibadat kr rha hun

Saath soya shakhs bola

tu dua kr

Sadiya shikatan na laaa........

Mere Khali Hath me

Mere khali hath me usne apna hath diy hota,

Mnzil bnkr manzil tk to saht diy hota,

Mjko kho kr chup q betha hai,

Ek bar usne rab se mang lia hota,

Easy Load Hai

Pathan to shopkeeper: "Easy load hai"

Shopkeeper: Ji han janab

Pathan: 10 ka Naswaar Load karo.

Wife Ko Begum q Kehte Hain?

Wife ko begum q kehte hain?

Q k shaadi ke baad saare gum husband ke
hisse mei aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho
jaati hai.

Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tarha Hoti Hain

Larka: Larkiyan to pepsi ki tarha hoti hain dil karta hai
peete hi jao peete jao,

Larki: Larke to sheezan ki tarha hote hain jab maza ane
lagta hai khatm ho jate hain.

Jab Jab Humein Pyas Lagti Hai

Jab jab humein pyas lagti hai
unke aane ki aas lagti hai

unki dewangee mei ho gaye itny dewane
har larki ki maa saas lagti hai

Choot Pe Naaz

Aurat ko choot ki gehrai pe naaz hy to
humein b apne lund ki lumbai pe naaz hai.

Agr uski choot shabnam ka shabab hai to
to humara lund b PHUDIYON KA NAWAB hai.

Aaj Kal Bari Demand Hai

Boy 2 Girl: Aaj kal Phuddi ki bari Demand hai,

Girl: Is ki aur b Ziyada Demand honi thi ager tum jaisy larkay GAAND na marwatey,

Hans mat tere ooper hai. Gandoooo

Sexy Lady

Sexy Lady in sexy Voice: Btao Mere Underwear Mei kya hy?

Pathan CONFIDENCE se: Lastic hi hoga,
naary wala undrwear kon pehanta hai.

Din Ki Roshni Mein "RIZQ" Talash Karo

Din ki roshni mein "RIZQ" talash karo,
aur "RAAT" ki tariki mein "USAY"
talash karo jo tumein "RIZQ" deta hai.

Gulab Ka Phool Bano

Gulab ka phool bano!
Q k yeh phool
us k hath mein bhi khusbu chor deta hai
jo isay masal kar phaink deta hai.

IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT

IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT
aisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say log
badaltay nahin BEYNAQAB hotay hain
(Hazrat Ali)