Pathan parashoot bech raha tha

Pathan perashoot bech raha tha,

Jahaz se chalang lagao button
dabao or niche utar jao

Custmer:Agar perashoot nahi khula,

Pathan:O allah ke banday , wapis kar
dena........

Line marne ka bohut se tarike hain

Line marne ke bohut se tarike hain jin
mein se 2 mandraja zel hai










1.kachi pencil se
2.paki pencil se

2 Brilliant Minds

2 Brilliant Minds

Pathan and Sardar pani peenay gaye
to Glass ulta para tha

Sardar: iska to moo hi band hai

Pathan: Neeche se bhi toota howa hai....
....Riski Life....

Na mile kisi ka sath to humko yaad

Na mile kisi ka sath to humko yaad
karna,

Tanhai jo staey to humse baat karn,

Khushiyan bantnay ko tum dost
bohut rakhna,

Ghum baantna ho to humko yad karna

Menu Labb le

"Menu labb le"





ki hoya?
thak gaya
"NAHI"
te fair labb


"Hun rain de"
assi dilan wich rainde aan
MOBILE wich nahi.

Zara si zindagi hai

Zara si zindagi hai armaan bohut hain

HAMDARD nahi koi insan bohut hain

Dil ka DARD sunayen to sunayen kisay

Jo dil qareeb hain wo anjan bohut hain

Baba chawal v kha lenda ae

1 admi k ghar ke paas 1 faqeer kuch
yon sadda laga raha tha:

"Baba chawal v kha lenda ae,

"Baba Ice Cream v kha lenda ae,

"Baba burger v kha lenda ae,

"Baba sub kuch kha lenda ae,

aik admi ne tang aa k kirki se sarr
nikal kar kaha:
"Tay Baba "Chitar" v kha lenda hoay ga....

Bare ajeeb doston se nawaza

Bare ajeep doston se nwaza hai
Khuda ne mujhe....

Jo main na karon yaad to zehmat
wo b nahi karte.....

High Lavel Insult

Aik bacha park me bench pe betha 1 k
bd toffee kha rha tha,

Pas betha 1 admi bol: Jo ziada metha
kahte hain wo jaldi mar jate hain,

Boy:apko malum hai mere dada ki age
106 sal thi,

Man: wo metha kam khate honge.

Boy: nhi,

wo apne kam se kam rakhta thy:

Tum meri beti se kab se pyar

Father: Tum meri beti se kab se pyar
karte ho?

Boy: 4 Mahinay se...

Fahter: Main kaise yaqeen kr lon?

Boy: Na karo 5 mahinay bd pata
khud hi pata chal jaye ga.

(Salam-E-Eid)

(Salam-e-Eid)

Is se pahle k network jaam ho jaye,

"Weshing" ka silslila aam ho jaye,

aap ko Dil se wish karne walon mei
mera pahla naam ho jaye
"Advance eid mubarak"

Beta tumhe kaisi BV chahiye

Papa: Beta tumhe kaisi BV chahiye

Beta: Chand jo raat ko aye aur subha
ko chale jaye

Papa: Usy chand nahi gashti kehte
hain

Bv ko shak howa ka bacha

Sex k doran bv ko shak howa k bacha
jag raha hai

Bv ne bola to shohr

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

how is sex related to math

How is sex related to math?

Add two person and a bed

Subtract cloths

Divide the legs

Multiply the strokes

and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!

standing next to an old man

Once a guy with purple green n blue
hair was standing next to an old man.

The old man started staring at him. Boy:
wts up oldie? Never did anythng wild?

The old man replied ” yeah fucked a
peacock once. Wondering if ur my son”

Ek pathan ke dil ki khawaish

Ek pathan ke dil ki khawaish:

ary koi hai

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koi hai ALLAH ka banda,

koi ramzan me itna toh
mehrbani kr do

Pepsi ko choro,
niswar par Rs. kam kr do...

Sirf yaad hi dilana tha

sirf

sirf

sirf

sirf

sirf
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.sirf
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.sirf
apni yaad hi dilani thi

GOLDEN WORDs

Waqt zaya na karo

Waqt ki qadar us shaks pocho se
jo bathroom k bahar khara ho
aur usay loose motion hon

aur andar walay ko
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"Qabz"ho

Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila

Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila,

jis pe likha tha "EID MUBARAK"
us ne apni jaib se 1000 ka note
nikala or us pe "KHER MUBARAK"
likh kr wahin pe rakh diya....

What the hell would i do this rocket?

Style of break up:

Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend.

GF:Wat the hell wud I do with this rocket?

Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST

......NICE WORD......

......NICE WORD.........

....jis ko ALLAH ne dua ki tofeeq di ho,
wo qabooliat se mehrooom nahi reh sakta...

..Jise AllAH astagfaar ki tofeeq de wo
maghfirat se mehroom nahi reh sakta .....

aur

jis ko ALLAH shukar ki tofeeq ata kar de wo
niamat se mehroom nhi reh SUBHANALLAH...

Jo sms bheje ose jadoo ki jhabbi

Jo jete wo sikandr,
Jo haray wo jail ka andar,

Jo SMS bheje usko Jadoo ki
jhappi

aur

Jo ne bheje usko BANDAR ki Pappi..
(( @ @ ))
( - )
UMMMAAHH............

Skin ke liye wazoo ka pani

Skin k liye WOZO ka PANI,

jiger k liye QURAN ki TILAWAT,

sehat k liye NAMAZ,

Aur khush rahne k liye ZIKRE E AllAH karna
duniya-o-akhirat ka khazana hai.......

Kisi ne kaha tha papsi par 5 kam

Us ne kaha alam-e-mdhoshi mei,

jan aj kch sitm kr do

mjhe kro itna pyar k sub kuch khatam
kr do,

lipat jao mjh se mjhe byshrm kr do,

main ne kaha a jao mri jan aur light
band kr do,

phr os ne kaha ruko.....

phly ye bto.....?

kis ne kaha tha k papsi par 5 rupy
kam kr do........

Aaj 27ven hai

Aaj 27ven hai aap sub se aik ajzana
iltija hai dua karte howe apne is
gunahgar dost ko naik duaon mein
yaad rakhna....plz...........

Pta nahi Log meri itni respect

Pata nahi log meri itni respect q karte hain....


Jb b main sms karta hoon..
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Sar jhuka kar parhte hain........

Mohale me kachra

Boht udas hai hr shakhs tere
jane se..

ho sake to lot aa kisi bhane se..

to lakh khfa sahi mager ik bar to
dekh....

Mohally me kina kachra jama hai
tere jane se.....

Rozedaroon........

Rozedaroon...
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Halka haath rakho

Sehri hai

kisi vilama nahi....