Aik admi talwar liye masjid gaya

Aik admi talwar liye Masjid gaya or awaz
di
ap mein koi muslman hai?

Aik buzurg bolay main hoon,

Admi buzurg ko bahar le gya or us ke paoo
mein bakra zibah kiya

Phir masjid gaya talwar se khoon beh raha
tha
bola
or koi muslman hai?

awaz aai Molvi sahab hain

Molvi gussay se: Kamina jhoot bolta
ae
Mujhe to kalma b nahi ata.

Sardar apni sister pinki ke

Sardar apni sister pinki ke ghar gaya
aur bell di ander se..

Pinki boli: kon

Sardar:Main

Pinki:Main kon

Sardar:Tu pinki hor kon, pagal jayi.....)

Kuch Nahi Wese Hi Khara Hoon

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Kuch nahi wese hi khara hoon........

ans wohi de jo sacha pyar karte hain

Agar hum kisi ko dil se Pyar karte hain Aur
wo humare har proposal ko na maane
to kya karain........? ans bus wohi de jo sacha pyar karte hain

Tumhain dil mein rakh leta

Tumhain dil mein rakh leta

Agar hota yeh bus mein mere

Tumhain sab dekhtay hain,
mujhe se yeh dekha nahi jata....

Agar kisi ko kuch dena hai

Agar kisi ko kuch dena hai usay
acha WAQT do,

Kyun ke aap har cheez wapis le
sakte ho magar kisi ko diya howa
acha WAQT wapis nahi le sakte...

Har kisi par mujhe aitbaar nahi hota

Har kisi par mujhe aitbar nahi hota,,

Kisi ke SMS ka mujhe Intezar nahi hota ,

Aap ke SMS ki bat hi alag hai,

Q k kisi or ke SMS mein itna
Pyar nahi hota Ae dost

Ek dard musalsal mujhe sone nahi deta

Ek dard musalasl mujhe sone nahi
deta

Dil sabar ka aadi mujhe rone nahi
deta

Main uska hoon ye RAAZ to wo
jan gaya

Par wo kis ka hai ye Sawal mujhe

Sone nahi deta???

Usay keh dena ke is khush fehmi

Usay keh dena ke is khush fehmi me
mat rahey ke tum se ab hu kalam hon
gein

MOHSIN

Hum to khud se bi khafa hon to sadiyan
khamosh rahte hain....

Tumhain rab se itne bar manga hai

Tumhain rab se kitni bar manga hai dost

k ab hum sirf
Hath Uthate hain to Farishte kehtay
hain

"Kaka taino hor kam nai..???

Bheehtay rahay barishon mein aksar

Bheegtay rahe barishon mein aksar,

Kabhi mangi kisi se panah nahi,

Hasratain pori na hon to na sahi

Faraz

Khuwab deikhna to koi gunaah nahi

Tumhari Ek nazar se qatal hote hain

Tumhari ek nazar se qatal hote hain
hazaron log

Ghalib

Kabhi ek nazar zardari nu vi wekh
teri mehrbani.........

Aik larki purka pehne howe bus

Aik larki burka pehne howe bus stop
pe khari thi,

Aik admi ne bike khari ki or bola:
"Can i drop you Sweetheart..??

Girl replied:


Papa main hoon.

Pathan light nahi hai

Pathan: Light nahi hai to fan hi chala do.

BV:Aakhir pathan hi ho na aqal to hai
nahi , fan chala diya to mombatti bujh jaye
gi....

Doctor pagal se

Doctor pagal se:Tum pagal kyun howe?

Pagal:Main ne ek bewa se shaadi ki
uski
Jawan beti se
Mere baab
Ne shadi ki..
Mera baap mera
damaad ban gaya
yoon meri wo
beti meri maa
ban gayi
Un ke ghar beti howi to wo meri behan
howi
Magar main uski Naani ka
Shohar tha isliye
wo meri Nawasi b howi
isi tarah mera beta
apni daadi ka bhai
ban gaya
aur
main apne betay ka
bhanja
aur wo..

Doctor: uth Khabees tu mujhe
b pagal karega.....

Sheikh Love story with sheikh Girl:

Sheikh love story with sheikh girl,

Larki: Jab sub so jain ge to main gali
mein sika phenko gi tum foran andar
aa jana,

Lakin larka sikka phenkne ke ek
ghante bad aya,

Larki, Itni late Q?

Larka: Main sikka dhond raha tha,

Larki:Pagal wo to main ne Dhaga
Bandh ke phenka tha.

Police Wala apne bachy se

Police wala apne bachay se: Beta tumhara
result acha nahi aya aaj se tumhara
khelna
kudna
T.V dekhna band

Bachay:Ye 50 Rs pakro or is baat ko
yahi daba do...

Best Love Tip

Best love Tip
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Don't Love.....

Dad main apni shadi par nargis ko

Son: Dad main apni shadi par nargis
ko bulaonga,

Dad: Nahi Owais Raza Qadri aayga

Mother: Q behas karte ho, jab dono 1
jitnay paisay letay hain to Nargis hi
aye gi,

Baab: is year fail howe to mujhe

Baab: Beta is saal fail howe to mujhe
baab na kehna

"Result ane ke baad"

Baab: beta kya howea result ka

Beta: Bashir bhai kuch na Pochoo

Patrol Nahi hai

Girl: Jan

Boy: G

Girl:kahan ho

Boy: Ghar

Girl: Free ho

Boy: Humm

Girl:Date par chalay

Boy: Nahi

Girl:Kyun

Boy:Patrol nahi hai..........