Aik admi talwar liye masjid gaya

Aik admi talwar liye Masjid gaya or awaz
di
ap mein koi muslman hai?

Aik buzurg bolay main hoon,

Admi buzurg ko bahar le gya or us ke paoo
mein bakra zibah kiya

Phir masjid gaya talwar se khoon beh raha
tha
bola
or koi muslman hai?

awaz aai Molvi sahab hain

Molvi gussay se: Kamina jhoot bolta
ae
Mujhe to kalma b nahi ata.

Sardar apni sister pinki ke

Sardar apni sister pinki ke ghar gaya
aur bell di ander se..

Pinki boli: kon

Sardar:Main

Pinki:Main kon

Sardar:Tu pinki hor kon, pagal jayi.....)

Kuch Nahi Wese Hi Khara Hoon

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Kuch nahi wese hi khara hoon........

ans wohi de jo sacha pyar karte hain

Agar hum kisi ko dil se Pyar karte hain Aur
wo humare har proposal ko na maane
to kya karain........? ans bus wohi de jo sacha pyar karte hain

Tumhain dil mein rakh leta

Tumhain dil mein rakh leta

Agar hota yeh bus mein mere

Tumhain sab dekhtay hain,
mujhe se yeh dekha nahi jata....

Agar kisi ko kuch dena hai

Agar kisi ko kuch dena hai usay
acha WAQT do,

Kyun ke aap har cheez wapis le
sakte ho magar kisi ko diya howa
acha WAQT wapis nahi le sakte...

Har kisi par mujhe aitbaar nahi hota

Har kisi par mujhe aitbar nahi hota,,

Kisi ke SMS ka mujhe Intezar nahi hota ,

Aap ke SMS ki bat hi alag hai,

Q k kisi or ke SMS mein itna
Pyar nahi hota Ae dost

Ek dard musalsal mujhe sone nahi deta

Ek dard musalasl mujhe sone nahi
deta

Dil sabar ka aadi mujhe rone nahi
deta

Main uska hoon ye RAAZ to wo
jan gaya

Par wo kis ka hai ye Sawal mujhe

Sone nahi deta???

Usay keh dena ke is khush fehmi

Usay keh dena ke is khush fehmi me
mat rahey ke tum se ab hu kalam hon
gein

MOHSIN

Hum to khud se bi khafa hon to sadiyan
khamosh rahte hain....

Tumhain rab se itne bar manga hai

Tumhain rab se kitni bar manga hai dost

k ab hum sirf
Hath Uthate hain to Farishte kehtay
hain

"Kaka taino hor kam nai..???

Bheehtay rahay barishon mein aksar

Bheegtay rahe barishon mein aksar,

Kabhi mangi kisi se panah nahi,

Hasratain pori na hon to na sahi

Faraz

Khuwab deikhna to koi gunaah nahi

Tumhari Ek nazar se qatal hote hain

Tumhari ek nazar se qatal hote hain
hazaron log

Ghalib

Kabhi ek nazar zardari nu vi wekh
teri mehrbani.........

Aik larki purka pehne howe bus

Aik larki burka pehne howe bus stop
pe khari thi,

Aik admi ne bike khari ki or bola:
"Can i drop you Sweetheart..??

Girl replied:


Papa main hoon.

Pathan light nahi hai

Pathan: Light nahi hai to fan hi chala do.

BV:Aakhir pathan hi ho na aqal to hai
nahi , fan chala diya to mombatti bujh jaye
gi....

Doctor pagal se

Doctor pagal se:Tum pagal kyun howe?

Pagal:Main ne ek bewa se shaadi ki
uski
Jawan beti se
Mere baab
Ne shadi ki..
Mera baap mera
damaad ban gaya
yoon meri wo
beti meri maa
ban gayi
Un ke ghar beti howi to wo meri behan
howi
Magar main uski Naani ka
Shohar tha isliye
wo meri Nawasi b howi
isi tarah mera beta
apni daadi ka bhai
ban gaya
aur
main apne betay ka
bhanja
aur wo..

Doctor: uth Khabees tu mujhe
b pagal karega.....

Sheikh Love story with sheikh Girl:

Sheikh love story with sheikh girl,

Larki: Jab sub so jain ge to main gali
mein sika phenko gi tum foran andar
aa jana,

Lakin larka sikka phenkne ke ek
ghante bad aya,

Larki, Itni late Q?

Larka: Main sikka dhond raha tha,

Larki:Pagal wo to main ne Dhaga
Bandh ke phenka tha.

Police Wala apne bachy se

Police wala apne bachay se: Beta tumhara
result acha nahi aya aaj se tumhara
khelna
kudna
T.V dekhna band

Bachay:Ye 50 Rs pakro or is baat ko
yahi daba do...

Best Love Tip

Best love Tip
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Don't Love.....

Dad main apni shadi par nargis ko

Son: Dad main apni shadi par nargis
ko bulaonga,

Dad: Nahi Owais Raza Qadri aayga

Mother: Q behas karte ho, jab dono 1
jitnay paisay letay hain to Nargis hi
aye gi,

Baab: is year fail howe to mujhe

Baab: Beta is saal fail howe to mujhe
baab na kehna

"Result ane ke baad"

Baab: beta kya howea result ka

Beta: Bashir bhai kuch na Pochoo

Patrol Nahi hai

Girl: Jan

Boy: G

Girl:kahan ho

Boy: Ghar

Girl: Free ho

Boy: Humm

Girl:Date par chalay

Boy: Nahi

Girl:Kyun

Boy:Patrol nahi hai..........

Pathan parashoot bech raha tha

Pathan perashoot bech raha tha,

Jahaz se chalang lagao button
dabao or niche utar jao

Custmer:Agar perashoot nahi khula,

Pathan:O allah ke banday , wapis kar
dena........

Line marne ka bohut se tarike hain

Line marne ke bohut se tarike hain jin
mein se 2 mandraja zel hai










1.kachi pencil se
2.paki pencil se

2 Brilliant Minds

2 Brilliant Minds

Pathan and Sardar pani peenay gaye
to Glass ulta para tha

Sardar: iska to moo hi band hai

Pathan: Neeche se bhi toota howa hai....
....Riski Life....

Na mile kisi ka sath to humko yaad

Na mile kisi ka sath to humko yaad
karna,

Tanhai jo staey to humse baat karn,

Khushiyan bantnay ko tum dost
bohut rakhna,

Ghum baantna ho to humko yad karna

Menu Labb le

"Menu labb le"





ki hoya?
thak gaya
"NAHI"
te fair labb


"Hun rain de"
assi dilan wich rainde aan
MOBILE wich nahi.

Zara si zindagi hai

Zara si zindagi hai armaan bohut hain

HAMDARD nahi koi insan bohut hain

Dil ka DARD sunayen to sunayen kisay

Jo dil qareeb hain wo anjan bohut hain

Baba chawal v kha lenda ae

1 admi k ghar ke paas 1 faqeer kuch
yon sadda laga raha tha:

"Baba chawal v kha lenda ae,

"Baba Ice Cream v kha lenda ae,

"Baba burger v kha lenda ae,

"Baba sub kuch kha lenda ae,

aik admi ne tang aa k kirki se sarr
nikal kar kaha:
"Tay Baba "Chitar" v kha lenda hoay ga....

Bare ajeeb doston se nawaza

Bare ajeep doston se nwaza hai
Khuda ne mujhe....

Jo main na karon yaad to zehmat
wo b nahi karte.....

High Lavel Insult

Aik bacha park me bench pe betha 1 k
bd toffee kha rha tha,

Pas betha 1 admi bol: Jo ziada metha
kahte hain wo jaldi mar jate hain,

Boy:apko malum hai mere dada ki age
106 sal thi,

Man: wo metha kam khate honge.

Boy: nhi,

wo apne kam se kam rakhta thy:

Tum meri beti se kab se pyar

Father: Tum meri beti se kab se pyar
karte ho?

Boy: 4 Mahinay se...

Fahter: Main kaise yaqeen kr lon?

Boy: Na karo 5 mahinay bd pata
khud hi pata chal jaye ga.

(Salam-E-Eid)

(Salam-e-Eid)

Is se pahle k network jaam ho jaye,

"Weshing" ka silslila aam ho jaye,

aap ko Dil se wish karne walon mei
mera pahla naam ho jaye
"Advance eid mubarak"

Beta tumhe kaisi BV chahiye

Papa: Beta tumhe kaisi BV chahiye

Beta: Chand jo raat ko aye aur subha
ko chale jaye

Papa: Usy chand nahi gashti kehte
hain

Bv ko shak howa ka bacha

Sex k doran bv ko shak howa k bacha
jag raha hai

Bv ne bola to shohr

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

how is sex related to math

How is sex related to math?

Add two person and a bed

Subtract cloths

Divide the legs

Multiply the strokes

and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!

standing next to an old man

Once a guy with purple green n blue
hair was standing next to an old man.

The old man started staring at him. Boy:
wts up oldie? Never did anythng wild?

The old man replied ” yeah fucked a
peacock once. Wondering if ur my son”

Ek pathan ke dil ki khawaish

Ek pathan ke dil ki khawaish:

ary koi hai

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koi hai ALLAH ka banda,

koi ramzan me itna toh
mehrbani kr do

Pepsi ko choro,
niswar par Rs. kam kr do...

Sirf yaad hi dilana tha

sirf

sirf

sirf

sirf

sirf
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apni yaad hi dilani thi

GOLDEN WORDs

Waqt zaya na karo

Waqt ki qadar us shaks pocho se
jo bathroom k bahar khara ho
aur usay loose motion hon

aur andar walay ko
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"Qabz"ho

Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila

Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila,

jis pe likha tha "EID MUBARAK"
us ne apni jaib se 1000 ka note
nikala or us pe "KHER MUBARAK"
likh kr wahin pe rakh diya....

What the hell would i do this rocket?

Style of break up:

Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend.

GF:Wat the hell wud I do with this rocket?

Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST

......NICE WORD......

......NICE WORD.........

....jis ko ALLAH ne dua ki tofeeq di ho,
wo qabooliat se mehrooom nahi reh sakta...

..Jise AllAH astagfaar ki tofeeq de wo
maghfirat se mehroom nahi reh sakta .....

aur

jis ko ALLAH shukar ki tofeeq ata kar de wo
niamat se mehroom nhi reh SUBHANALLAH...

Jo sms bheje ose jadoo ki jhabbi

Jo jete wo sikandr,
Jo haray wo jail ka andar,

Jo SMS bheje usko Jadoo ki
jhappi

aur

Jo ne bheje usko BANDAR ki Pappi..
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UMMMAAHH............

Skin ke liye wazoo ka pani

Skin k liye WOZO ka PANI,

jiger k liye QURAN ki TILAWAT,

sehat k liye NAMAZ,

Aur khush rahne k liye ZIKRE E AllAH karna
duniya-o-akhirat ka khazana hai.......

Kisi ne kaha tha papsi par 5 kam

Us ne kaha alam-e-mdhoshi mei,

jan aj kch sitm kr do

mjhe kro itna pyar k sub kuch khatam
kr do,

lipat jao mjh se mjhe byshrm kr do,

main ne kaha a jao mri jan aur light
band kr do,

phr os ne kaha ruko.....

phly ye bto.....?

kis ne kaha tha k papsi par 5 rupy
kam kr do........

Aaj 27ven hai

Aaj 27ven hai aap sub se aik ajzana
iltija hai dua karte howe apne is
gunahgar dost ko naik duaon mein
yaad rakhna....plz...........

Pta nahi Log meri itni respect

Pata nahi log meri itni respect q karte hain....


Jb b main sms karta hoon..
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Sar jhuka kar parhte hain........

Mohale me kachra

Boht udas hai hr shakhs tere
jane se..

ho sake to lot aa kisi bhane se..

to lakh khfa sahi mager ik bar to
dekh....

Mohally me kina kachra jama hai
tere jane se.....

Rozedaroon........

Rozedaroon...
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Halka haath rakho

Sehri hai

kisi vilama nahi....

Ek din zindagi ne mujhe se sawal kiya?

Ek din zindagi ne mujhe se sawal kiy?
k tum apne dost ka sath kb tk chahate ho,
mai ne ek

"ANSOO"

sumander mein giraya aur kaha
jb tk tum is ko dhond na lo...

Meri har khata ko maaf kar dena

Meri har khata ko maaf kar dena
ye soch kar,,

AE DOST.
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.Shayed k ye meri zindagi ka akhri
RAMZAN ho...

Ameer log: aur Gareeb log

"ameer log"
Mother: beta 15 mint reh gaye hain
uth jao sahri kar lo,,

"gareeb log"
Mother: ais haramdey di wakhi wich
lat maar , jaan k kais wati hoi aye....

3 cheezein ALLAH ko bohut pasand hain....

3 cheezain ALLAH ko bohut pasand hain,,

1: Garmiyon k rozey,
2: sardiyon ka wazoo,
3: Jawani ki ibbadat,

"19th Roza Mubarik ho........

mar to tb gaya they jb

ye marna, ye kafan, ye qabar to
rasm_e_shariyat hai

FARAZ

mar to tb gaye the jb hasrat_e_ishq dil
mei jaagi thi..

Larki barat wale din q roti hai

Qestion: Larki barat k din rotti q hai
or
valima k din uss ke hansi hi band nahi
hoti?

Sb doston ko send kro dekho kesy
intersting ans milty hain.....

reply me ook..........

Ek din mai ne 1 rupe ka sikka

Ek din mai ne 1 rube ka sikka paani
me phenka aur wish ki ke ek acha
DOST mil jaye tou

Khuda ne mujhe ap jaisa dost diya
aur kaha.....1 rube ka aisa hi milega

Kon kehta hai k khuda

Kon kehta hai ke khuda nazr nahi
ata hai,

Ghafil

Sirf wahi to nazr ata hai,
Jab kuch nahi nazar aata.

FAJAR ki namaz marte waqt kaam aye gi

FAJAR ki namaz marte waqt kam aye gi,

ZOHAR ki namaz Qabar mei kam aye gi,

ASAR ki namaz munker nakeer ke sawalat
mie kaam aye gi,

MAGHRIB ki namaz hisab kitab (akhrat)
mei kam aye gi,

ESHA ki namaz pul sirat paar karne mei
kam aye gi.

Kitni Jaldi Ye armaan

Kitni jaldi ye armaan guzr jata hai,

piyas lagti nahi Iftar gzr jata hai,

Hum gunahgaron ki maghfirat kr mere
ALLAH Ibadat hoti nahi or Ramzan guzr jata hai,

Pakistani hon di mushklan

Pakistani hon di muskhlaan ,

1: Ghar wich Punjabi bolo

2: School wich urdu bolo

3: Parcha angrezi wich hal karo

or

4: Maran tu baad hisaab arabi wich hai O Rabba.

JANNAT mei sub kuch hai

JANNAT mein sub kuch pr mout nahi hai,

QURAN mei sub kuch hai pr jhoot nahi hai,

Dunya me sub kuch hai pr wafa nahi,

Insan mei sub kuch hai pr sabar nahi,

Golden Words

"Ikhlaq acha hona "ALLAH" se mhbt ki daleel ha"

"Dil ka sukoon chhte ho to hasad so door rho"

Musebat ki shikyat mat kro is se"ALLAH

Yaar koi aisa gift de

Sardar:Sardar koi aisa gift bataa jo seedha teri
bhabi k dil ko choo le,

Pathan: Goli maar de..........

Dimagh Insani jism ka hissa

Dimagh insani jism ka sab se importan hissa hai,

yeh saal k 365 dino k 24 ghanty bedaar rehta hai,

Aur ye ap ki paidaish k sath hi kam shuro kr deta hai.

aur tab tak kam karta rhta hai,,
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Jab tak ap shadi nai kr late.....

Chohe ko billi lagi gori...

Chohe ko billi lagi gori,

dono milne lage chori chori ,

chuha bola aa gori khele ankh macholi
billi ne khaya chohe ko, aur boli

(I Hate Luv Story...)

Result Da Ki Banya Ae

Sardar: Tere result da ki banya aey?

Son: Headmaster saab da puter fail ho
gya ae.

Sardar: Te tu??

Son: Doctor saab da puter vi fail ae..

Sardar: Te tera result ki ae...

Sardar: Kaminey main tera puchya ae

Son: Te tu kera Allama Iqbal aen,
tera puter v fail ae.

Sardar Chickan Role

1st Sardar: Yaar mainu film vich kam karran da
bara shok aey.

2nd Sardar: Tainu role kerra pasand aey??

1st Sardar: Chickan Role...

9 chezon Mein Shifa

ALLAH ne 9 chezon mein bari shifa rakhi hai
1-Quran 2-Sadqa 3-Sulah Rehmi mein

4-Surah Fateha mein 5-Safar mein 6-Shehad mein
7-Kalonji mein 8-ZumZum mein 9-zetoun mein

Apne uper Qaboo

Agar kisi larki ne kisi larke ko mouqa diya ko
woh kuch bi kare us k sath Aur larke ne apne
upar qaboo pa liya aur peche hat gaya to
JANNAt uske liye inaam rakhdi gayi.

Golden Words

~ Golden Words ~ ” Jab Insaan Ki Aqal Mukammal
Ho Jati Hai Tou Us Ki Guftuguu Mukhtasir Ho Jati Hai ”
Hazrat Ali (R.A)

Aap Ke Pass Hote Hain

aap k pass hote Kash hum ek SMS hoty bas aik click
mey aap ky paas hoty mana k aap hamy delete kar
letay laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky paas hoty or
bari khushi say kehtay EID MUBARAK

Jab Eidi Mile aap ko to

Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,

Dher sari tarif aur khushiya mile aapko,

But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please….

Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Jaise Haste Hain Phool

jaise haste hain phool Sada haste raho jaise
haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,

Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,

Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe…MUBARAK ho EID

Subko EID Mubarak

Sabko EID MUBARAK Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,

Karde maaf hum logo ki sare Naformani,

Eid Ka din aj aao milke kare yahi wada,

Khuda ka hi raaho mein hum chalange sada.

Sabko EID MUBARAK

Talk to Dady

Teacher: Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti…

Student: Madam Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga..

Sheikh Ki aqalmandi

1 shEikh 4th floor se neche gira Girte waqt

usne apni ghar ki khirki may apni bivi ko

roti pakatay hue dekha tu bolta hua gaya k

O MERI ROTI NA PAKAEENn.!

Larka Or Larki

Ladka: ayyyy larki is dil mein aaja.

Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?

Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!

Susti ki Inteha

Boy:papa aik glass paani de do

Papa:khud le lo

Boy:plz de do naa

Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga

Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

Gujjer ka rape

Ek Gujjer ka sapne mein kisi ne rape kar diya di.

Next day Gujjer ne apna Bank acccount band karwa
diya kyon ki Bank mein likha tha:

Hum aap k Sapno ko Haqeeqat mein badal denge.

Gali Na di

"Yaqeenan woh shakhs goonga hai
jis ne mujhe daikha aur gali na di..."

(Asif Zardari ki Kitab "Firoon ki wapsi")

College Ki Larrkiyaan

College Ki Larrkiyaan Yeh College ki
Larrkiyaan Kharrkti hain jin ki
Chattiyaan Tuu Duur se hi nazara ker Bas Mutth
pe hi Guzara Ker Uttha Sheeshi tael (oil) ki
Hasraton kay Khail ki Bas haath youn chalata Jaa
Lund pe kabab Lagata jaa

Aaa Kutay

Ustaad n Shagird Workshop mein kaam kar rahay
thay k light chali gayee ustaad:-

chotayyyy 10 ka pana dey………….

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.. abay kuttay haath mein dey..

Thak, Thak, Thak

Thak Thak Thak. G Kon? Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?

Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain. Acha..!!

Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?“

Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi, Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain“

Adult sms Shalwar

Shadi k 7 din baad, Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di howi sari pehni?

Dulhun:- Wo mujhay 7 din se shalwar nhi pahnne de rahey!

Aap ko sari ki parri hai.,.,

Malaika Sharawat 1000

Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya de do.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

Dirty sms larki

1 ladki ne coin dal k apna wajan Kiya 58kg…

Sandal utari 56kg… Jacket utari 53kg…

Fir Dupata utara 52kg… aur coin khatm…

1Bhikhari bola… Tu chalu rakh sikke mai daluga.

Porra Le Lay

Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka…
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka…

Yeh Waqt Nahin Hain Roney Ka…
Yeh Waqt Hai Bacha Honey Ka…

Us Waqt Kyu Nahin Roti Thi…
Jab Pooooora Ley Key Sooti Thi….

Samandar k Kinaray Baitha Kero

Samandar k kinaray betha kero,

Koi na koi lehar tou ayegi,

qismat na badli to kya howa,
kam say kam……
Shakal hi dhul jaye gi

(Good Morning)

Moon ne Band ki Lighting,

Moon ne Band ki Lighting,

Sun ne shuru ki shining

Murge ne di hai warning
k ho gayi hai Morning,

to Hum bhi bol dain,
aap ko Good Morning!

Chand Ka Ho Bed … GoodNight

Chand ka ho bed,
Taron ki ho Razai,
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
&
SLEEP on ur “CHARPAI”

GoodNight

Hum Tum Ko Yaad Liye Bina So Nahi Sakte

Hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte
dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty

tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao
hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte!

Good Night

KOi Apna Aisa Howa Kare….!

Koi apna aisa howa kare,
Jo shikayatein na gila kare,

Jo mere liye hi saja kare,
Jo mere liye hi bana kare,

Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh,
Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh,

Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam,
Mere saath hi bas chala kare,

Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon,
Meri wapsi ki dua kare,

Koi apna aisa hua kare,
KOi apna aisa hua kare….!

Tujhe Dekhna Meri EID hai

Teri deed jisko naseeb ho wo naseeb khushnaseeb hai,

Teri yaad hai meri zindagi tujhe dekhna meri EiD hai..

Eid mubarak.

Eid Mubarak Karo Sabko Jo Aye Samne

Subha Subha uth ke ho jao Fresh,

Pehen lo aj subse acha sa koi Dress,

Doston ke sath aab chalo Ghumne,

Eid Mubarak Keho subko jo aye Samne.

Tumko b EID MUBARA.

Socha SMS Nahi Ayega

Apne Kia Socha SMS Nai Aayega..
Socha Yeh Dost Aapko Yunhi Bhool Jayega..

Yeh To Adat Hai Hamari Sataney Ki..
Warna iTna Pyara Dost EiD Par Kon Bhulana Chahay ga

—EiD MubaraK—

Chand Raat Mubarak !!

**** Chand Raat Mubarak !! ****
Wishing u

kuch khatti,
Kuch meethi,
Kuch chatpati,
Kuch chulbuli
khushion se bhari

Eid Mubarak

EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai

EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho…
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Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai
Mobile Main Aanay ki…
Sorry..
Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte
AnyWayz
EiD MubArAk

Maa Gaon Mei Fauji Aye Hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aye hain

Maa: andar aja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain

Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Larkion Ko Ezzat Do

“Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gai

To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den”…
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)

Tujhey Sub Pata Hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?

Father:tujhe sub pata hai!

Child: nahi pata promise!

Father: in k pait main pani bhara hai

CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

Musharaf Reema Ka Haath Pakar Kar Bola

Musharaf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:

“Aao kamrey mein chalein”

Reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”

Larkiyan Badal Jati Hain, Larkey Nahi

1 larka 1 larki k sath betha tha,
2nd day dosri larki k sath dekha gya,
3rd day koi aur larki thi
4th day kisi new larki k sath tha

Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

Majnu Ko Laila ka Sms Naheen Aya

Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya,
majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya

Majnu marne wala tha laila ke pyar mai
aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.

Main Ne Pocha Chand Se

Main nay pocha chand se,
daikha hai kahin mera yaar sa haseen

chand ne kaha:-
Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kya?

Yeh Tumhara Sulagta Howa Jism…

Yeh tumhara sulagta howa jism…
kapkapatay hont….
larkharati Aawaz…
thartharata badan .
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mujhe pehle se shak tha
k tumhain Malaria hai…..

Dil Se Dil Mila Ker to Daikho

Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,

SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho.

Agr Tum DON Hotay to Dialouge Kya Hotay?

Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?

Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain,

par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai…

Aap k Haath Mai Mobile hai..

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pe khubsorut c smile hai…

SMS ki achi khasi File hai…

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kon sa stupid style hai?

Ek Bandar Ka Bacha Apni Maan Se

Ek bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message parh rha hai.

Banda To Begharat Tha

Hamesha Ache Aur Tameez Wale
SMS He Karna
Take Jab Ap Maro To Loog Kahin..
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Banda To Begharat Tha
Lakin SMS Ache Karta Tha..

Woh Konsa Normal Hai

Dil nay kaha chalo SMS kero
socha”DIL TOU PAGAL HAI”
phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,Kisko kerna hai
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Wo konsa “Normal” hai.

Jubse Tumhe Dekha Hai

Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he.

Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahne se

Bohut udas hai hr shakhs tere jane ke baad
ho sake to laot aa kisi bahne se

Tu lakh khafa sahi mager aik bar dekh,
Mohaly kitna kachra jama hai tere na ane se.

Sardar Want to Apply

1 sardar police station ke bahir se
guzra aur poster pe parha

"wanted for Rape and Murder"

sardar ander ja kar keha

"I WANT TO APLY THIS JOP"

Sardar Garmi lage to kya karte ho?

Aadmi: Sardar jee aap garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?

Sardar: AC ke pass ja kr beth jata hoon,

Aadmi: Agr phir b garmi lage to?

Sardar: To AC on kr leta hoon,

Oye Tere Result da ki Banya?

Sardar: Oye tere result da ki banya?

Pappu: Miss kandi ae es class wich
1 saal aur laggey ga,

Sardar: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na havin mere putter.

Ek Sardar ki Chatri Mei Hole Tha

Aik sardar ki chatri mei hole tha,

Kisi ne pocha umbrella mei hole q,

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chelega.

Computer Mein Window

Sardar: Yar mujhe athora 1 keel
chahiye computer k liye,

Sales Man: Magr cumputer mei in ka kya kaam?

Sardar: O yara mujhe computer mei window lagni hai.

Dil Mei Aap Ankhon me Aap

Dil mei aap

Ankhon me aap

Saanso mei aap

Har jaga aap hi aap

Na jaane kab ho gi humari zindagi
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Jaraseem se paak..

Mujhe Jee Br kr Rone Do

Mujhe jee bar kar rone do


Faraz


Sari larkiyon ke numbers abbu ne delete kar diye hain aj:

Ek aadmi Tahajjad Parh ke

Ek admi tahajjad parh ke dua kr rha tha

Ae khuda sub so rae hain mei teri ibadat kr rha hun

Saath soya shakhs bola

tu dua kr

Sadiya shikatan na laaa........

Mere Khali Hath me

Mere khali hath me usne apna hath diy hota,

Mnzil bnkr manzil tk to saht diy hota,

Mjko kho kr chup q betha hai,

Ek bar usne rab se mang lia hota,

Easy Load Hai

Pathan to shopkeeper: "Easy load hai"

Shopkeeper: Ji han janab

Pathan: 10 ka Naswaar Load karo.

Wife Ko Begum q Kehte Hain?

Wife ko begum q kehte hain?

Q k shaadi ke baad saare gum husband ke
hisse mei aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho
jaati hai.

Larkiyan Pepsi Ki Tarha Hoti Hain

Larka: Larkiyan to pepsi ki tarha hoti hain dil karta hai
peete hi jao peete jao,

Larki: Larke to sheezan ki tarha hote hain jab maza ane
lagta hai khatm ho jate hain.

Jab Jab Humein Pyas Lagti Hai

Jab jab humein pyas lagti hai
unke aane ki aas lagti hai

unki dewangee mei ho gaye itny dewane
har larki ki maa saas lagti hai

Choot Pe Naaz

Aurat ko choot ki gehrai pe naaz hy to
humein b apne lund ki lumbai pe naaz hai.

Agr uski choot shabnam ka shabab hai to
to humara lund b PHUDIYON KA NAWAB hai.

Aaj Kal Bari Demand Hai

Boy 2 Girl: Aaj kal Phuddi ki bari Demand hai,

Girl: Is ki aur b Ziyada Demand honi thi ager tum jaisy larkay GAAND na marwatey,

Hans mat tere ooper hai. Gandoooo

Sexy Lady

Sexy Lady in sexy Voice: Btao Mere Underwear Mei kya hy?

Pathan CONFIDENCE se: Lastic hi hoga,
naary wala undrwear kon pehanta hai.

Din Ki Roshni Mein "RIZQ" Talash Karo

Din ki roshni mein "RIZQ" talash karo,
aur "RAAT" ki tariki mein "USAY"
talash karo jo tumein "RIZQ" deta hai.

Gulab Ka Phool Bano

Gulab ka phool bano!
Q k yeh phool
us k hath mein bhi khusbu chor deta hai
jo isay masal kar phaink deta hai.

IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT

IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT
aisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say log
badaltay nahin BEYNAQAB hotay hain
(Hazrat Ali)